OHHHH BOY! He's back!! Clyde is back for the Christmas season and surprised us all by coming one day earlier (Nov 30th) than usual! He is keeping the magic alive and still full of surprises!
Day 1: The naughty elf stole gifts from Santa's sleigh and snuck here one day early so he wouldn't get caught! "I was too excited I couldn't wait one more day! I maybe stole some toys from Santa's sleigh but who cares, they're brats anyway... Thia cries all the time, Matthew peed his pants last week and Charlie poo'd on the front lawn. Never ever tell Santa on me!" .. he's the worst.
Day 2: Urggggg, freaking cinnamon dirt tracks in the bathroom...
Day 3: FINALLY! An ELF ON THE SHELF! New books to share..
Day 4: Elf Basketball!
Day 5: **Rolling our eyes... all the Coca-Cola..
Day 6: Poor Potatoes..
Day 7: "Today is December 6 and tomorrow is December 7... Six Seven...hahaha" I cannot listen to this pre teen joke any longer but apparently Clyde can.
Day 8: Kitchen utensil gymnastics..
Day 9: Annual Elf Snowball Toss... of course our elf is in last place, he's the worst elf..
Day 10: "Smells like balls in here.. help!"
Day 11: Wrapping paper legs.. weirdo!
Day 12: I can't even...
Day 13: A sneaky reminder that our house is messy and could use a clean.. and dusting and vacuuming... if only our elf could to that instead of this...
Day 14: Rock chocolates and dinosaur rides!
Day 15: Elf Report: Clyde... this guy freaking burnt down Blitzen's shed last night!!
Here's to the last 10 days with this naughty elf who's getting less messy but maybe more inappropriate.. reading the room on big kids Christmas, one day at a time!
